Posted by Johnnymac 7:25 AM
Many thanks to Adam for this one. It's about pretty shirts.

Look at my button down striped shirt! Fucking look at it! This shirt means one thing! I’m coming home with some pussy tonight! That’s right! It’s been a long week at the office and it’s time to blow off a little steam! I am a Junior Vice President! I have business cards that say “Junior Vice President” on them! They’re glossy and magnificent! Here! Have one! Take it!

My boys are coming out with me tonight! They all have striped shirts too!

I figure we’ll kick off the night with some Golden Tee! I am going to smack the shit out of that little white ball! It’s going to be so fucking loud! I’ll bet I can drive that pretend golf ball 600 fucking yards tonight! I’m that fucking pumped!

I can almost taste those Jager Bombs right now! I fucking love Red Bull! I put it on my God damned cereal! I’m crushing one right now! ...

I will valet tonight!

I will treat the valet with contempt and make sure that he knows that I am superior to him in life! I will tell him to “Take it easy on the brakes, Champ”!

Nice. I love playing poker with these guys. I actually think I played poker with this exact Tough Guy once in New Orleans. He got mad and berated the table when the dealer wouldn't let him take some of his winnings off of the table, so he got up and left to go slam some Red Bulls on bourbon street. ha ha

1 Comment(s):

Posted by  Dr Fro, at 12:20 PM, March 30, 2005  

I do wear pretty shirts

I dont play Golden Tee, valet my car or drink Jager.

But I do wear pretty shirts

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