Tuesday, May 10, 2005


Posted by Junelli 4:46 PM
Ahhhh, the joy of getting married...

About 6 months ago, I started keeping a poker "bankroll". This separate stash of cash is used mostly for playing and is not deposited into my bank account. It's been great, because the gambling never affects my accounts, and I've always had cash on hand if needed. It's paid for many nights of playing, my recent Vegas trip, several good XBox games, and plenty Chinese take-out.

Unfortunately, I just had to deposit the entire bankroll into my checking account (thereby abolishing it completely). It seems that my money could be better utilized paying for expenses associated with my upcoming wedding: wedding rings/bands, groomsman/usher gifts, donation to church, limo after reception, honeymoon, home inspection, home appraisal, home termite inspection, home leak detection test, home survey, as well as a host of other misc. wedding gifts, etc.

Whoever said that, "Guys don't have to pay for anything at the wedding," was completely full of shit! I'm freakin' broke, Mr. Bigglesworth!!

After May 21, I'm gonna be a regular at JohnnyMac's $.10/$.25 games!! :)

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Posted by Blogger Dr Fro, at 7:55 AM, May 11, 2005  

But the sex part is really cool



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Posted by Anonymous Anonymous, at 9:05 AM, May 11, 2005  

As long as the wife understands that since entire bankroll money was used for wedding and house stuff that in the future all money is subject to going towards poker without limitation, I think there's no problem.



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Posted by Anonymous Anonymous, at 9:17 AM, May 11, 2005  

This will undoubtedly be the most expensive piece of ass you ever get.



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Posted by Blogger Johnnymac, at 9:24 AM, May 11, 2005  

Dude, welcome to my world from 12 months ago.

Honeymoon, pre-wedding, home inspections, appraisals, etc etc, can be expensive.

But I am starting to build it back now, slowly, and I would much rather be where I am today, even if it meant having to deplete my funds



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Posted by Blogger Johnnymac, at 9:26 AM, May 11, 2005  

And you are always invited to the 50-50c garage game!

(which, by the way, will be resuming on a biweekly basis once we get the tournament over with)



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Posted by Anonymous Anonymous, at 10:10 AM, May 11, 2005  

Junell, it only gets worse from here... Trust me.

Congratulations! =)

- Breeto



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Posted by Anonymous Anonymous, at 11:12 AM, May 11, 2005  

Junell,

When did it become legal in Texas for same sex marriage?



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Posted by Anonymous Anonymous, at 12:53 PM, May 11, 2005  

Junell, you probably already know this, but Chris Morris is an ass-hole.



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Posted by Anonymous Anonymous, at 1:24 PM, May 11, 2005  

Solution: build a new bankroll.



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