While surfing the web this morning, I was surprised to learn that one of our own contributors, Chris Morris, had voluntarily posted his picture on "HotOrNot.com".
The votes are less than stellar so far, as Morry has only garnered a rating of 3.2. However, the site still says he's "hotter than 24% of the men on the site." Way to go Morris!!
Morris wanted me to campaign a little for him. And he asked me to request that all of you click on the link below and give him a strong vote. He really wants to have a good showing!!
I didn't post the pic of Morris. He did that on his own.
He's serious about all this "Hot or Not" business, and has been talking to me about it all day! He's excited about having his picture up for the world to see, and is interested in hearing everyone's comments. Let him know what you think!!
Hi there guys! Thanks so much for taking the time to vote for me. I know this whole Hotornot thing is kinda corny, but it's a lot of fun for me to get rated by everyone, and I hope it's fun for y'all too!!! It's kind of like I'm on American Idol (unfortunately I can't hit those high notes like Clay Aiken or big Ruben Studdard)!
I wish I could find a better picture than me in my pajamas, but it's the only really good pic I could find. And plus this is my preferred bedtime attire!!
ALERT! I am Mark Junell's sister. I have an urget warning to all girls of the greater Houston Metroplex. The man in this picture, Chris Morris, impregnated me about 6 months ago. We made wild, passionate love all night long. When I told him I had a bun in the oven, he took me to Astroworld and covinced me to ride the Texas Cyclone over and over until I was so dizzy I couldn't stand up. After the miscarriage, I thought everything was going to be ok so I continued to sleep with him anytime he wished. I even slept with all his friends that play for the Texas Southern University Football team while Chris videotaped the whole thing.
Don't he look good in Jammies. I think I saw this same pic at a website called "Gay.com". If not the same pic, this one should be posted there. I'm sure "HOT" would be the only vote he would get.
There is a difference between conceit and confidence. Conceit is bragging about yourself. Confidence is when you know you can get the job done.
-Johnny Unitas
It's easy to say you'd like to have more money. And I guess that's what I like about it. It's easy. Sitting here...rocking back and forth...wanting that money.
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