Posted by Junelli 6:26 PM
Since my wedding is in 4 days, I thought this joke would be appropriate for the occassion:

A woman woke in the middle of the night to find her husband missing from their bed. In the stillness of the house, she could hear a muffled sound downstairs. She went downstairs and looked around, still not finding her husband.

Listening again, she could definitely hear moaning. She went down to the basement where she finally found her husband crouched in the corner facing the wall, sobbing.

"What's wrong with you?" she asked him.

"Remember when your father caught us having sex when you were sixteen?" he replied. "And remember he said I had two choices: I could either marry you, or spend the next twenty years in prison."

Baffled, she said, "Yes, I remember, so what?"

The husband sobbed, "I would have gotten out today."

2 Comment(s):

Posted by  Anonymous, at 6:58 PM, May 17, 2005  

Congrats on the wedding!

Here's another (oldie but goodie), poker theme.

Man comes home home late from playing poker again, and angry wife is standing at the door with a rolling pin. Before wife can start nagging man says "Honey, I have some bad news for you."

Wife concerned asks what it is, and man replies that somehow he had managed to lose wife in the poker game.

Wife says "Oh no! How could that have happened?!??"

Man replies, "It wasn't easy, I had to fold a royal flush."

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Posted by  Johnnymac, at 5:17 AM, May 18, 2005  

Junell, I don't see why you call that story a joke. It's so sad!

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