Posted by Dr Fro 9:50 AM
Natalie Portman turned 24 today. That makes her 75% my age.

I used to think that all the fuss over her was from guys that have their own stormtrooper outfit in the closet and know how to speak Greedo. That all changed when I rented Closer. If you are a guy and you are not gay, you have to rent Closer. If you want, skip all scenes and go to the part where she is at the strip club. It is a 10-15 minute scene that will change your life. If you are a guy and you are gay, I warn you that watching this scene will turn you hetero.

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Posted by  Anonymous, at 10:07 AM, June 09, 2005  

Morris need not rent.

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Posted by  Anonymous, at 11:00 AM, June 09, 2005  

I haven't seen it, but.......... to think, she had planned to go full frontal, but her agent changed her mind for her.

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Posted by  Anonymous, at 1:47 PM, June 09, 2005  

Hmmm...well, I haven't seen "Closer" Mr. Friou, but I personally thought she was hot (albeit underaged) was when she was in "The Professional."

BTW, it's been a long time since Compaq...wish I'd known then that you liked to play. I could have used the extra money. ;)

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Posted by  Anonymous, at 2:04 PM, June 09, 2005  

and also hot and underage in Beautiful Girls.

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Posted by  Johnnymac, at 2:07 PM, June 09, 2005  

I'll go full frontal for the right money. That would definitely make a gay man go straight.

Who's up for it? Anyone? Anyone? Bueller?

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Posted by  Anonymous, at 2:09 PM, June 09, 2005  

I thought she was hot in SW EpII, but she looks like dookie in SW EpIII, skeletal. Sorta like how Lindsay Lohan got all scrawny.

Anyways, Fro, I'm seeing if you're interested in going to Jackie's this weekend for the free roll? I'll try to email you . . .

LAYGO

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Posted by  Anonymous, at 2:41 PM, June 09, 2005  

She must work out.

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Posted by  Dr Fro, at 2:55 PM, June 09, 2005  

LAYGO, I have plans over the weekend, but I am headed to Jackies right after work today, why don't you come by today??

I have to echo John's sentiments that marriage takes up weekend time more than weekday time

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