A Chinese couple get married and neither are particularly experienced when the wedding night arrives.
"Darling," says the husband, "I know that neither one of us are experienced at what we're about to do, but just ask and I will try and do whatever it is you want. I want to make you happy as my wife."
"There is something," says the wife, "but I- I- I'm too embarassed to even say it, it is so dirty."
"Go on darling. We're married now."
"Well, ok. I have heard of something called #69. I would like to try that."
So the husband thinks for a while with a puzzled look on his face and finally responds:
Random thoughts from a lawyer, an accountant, a commodities trader, an ex-Marine and a WSOP Main Event money finisher that don't know as much as they wish they did...