Posted by Johnnymac 12:09 PM
Here is my attempt to write a typical internet trip report as would be found on allvegaspoker.com or similar sites:
"Flew in2 VEGAS for 4 days of nonstop POKEr. It was great. Played a lot in the Venetain. Plenty of little fishies there and lotz of free money. Go get you some. I played a little NL and was up HUGE when this fish came into the game and cracked my Aces wiuth his freakin crappy flush. I didn't win but I got it back playing blackjack. Recommend the venetian cuz that place is TIGHT and ROCKIN, especially the chairs, they are nice. Lots of fishes and the drinks flow OK, couldn't find the cocktail waitress sometimes, she took too long sometimes, not sure where they go. My brother and I love to play TEXAS HOLDEM, you should check it out bro, there is money to be made there, just be careful of the fishes, OK? All in all recommended, I would say 4/5 on the room, the plasma TV's are nice. Maybe 2/5 on the cocktails, the competition wuld be 1/5 there are plenty of fishies but the local rockz are all over the place and they will take your money if your'e not caeful. I like to play very tight and aggressive, so I didn't lose a lot, i might recoomend playing somewhere else cuz the competition is pretty good. Good Luck"
Random thoughts from a lawyer, an accountant, a commodities trader, an ex-Marine and a WSOP Main Event money finisher that don't know as much as they wish they did...