1.) The Longhorns lose embarassingly (wait, I'll do it for you: 12-7 Whooop)
2.) I am thus far down 3 units on my wagers (WTF BAYLOR?????) and pending Georgia (+2, losing by 14 w/ 3 minutes left) and Troy (-13 tied) in the 2nd qtr, I have 2 more units about to leave my pocket.
3.) Not only is it bad that Mrs Johnnymac decided this week that since Baby Johnnymac has been pulling her hair lately, she might as well cut it all off, we had baseball tickets to the Astros game tonight to see the Biggio catch for the first time in 100 years, Mrs Johnnymac thought the game started at 7:00 and stayed at her hairdresser's until well past a reasonable time to get to the game, so I'm going to miss that.
Can you tell I'm already drunk? That last sentence was kind of weak.