Posted by Johnnymac 11:27 AM
Three women: one engaged, one married, and one a mistress, are chatting about their relationships and decide to amaze their men....that night all three will wear a black leather bra, stiletto's and a mask over their eyes..
After a few days they meet again..... The engaged girlfriend: 'The other night, when my boyfriend came back home, he found me with the leather bodice, towering stilettos and mask. He saw me and said: 'you are the woman of my life, I love you'...then we made love all night long.
The mistress: Ah! Me, too. The other night I met my lover in the office and I was wearing the leather bodice, mega stilettos, mask over my eyes and a raincoat, when I opened the raincoat... he did not say anything.....but we had wild sex all night.
The married one: 'the other night I sent the kids to stay at my mothers for the night. I got myself ready-- leather bodice, super stilettos and mask over my eyes. My husband comes back from work, opens the door and says: 'Hi, Batman! What's for dinner?'
Random thoughts from a lawyer, an accountant, a commodities trader, an ex-Marine and a WSOP Main Event money finisher that don't know as much as they wish they did...