Posted by Dr Fro 9:13 PM

A Japanese doctor said, 'Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in anothe! r , and have him looking for work in six weeks.'

A German doctor said, 'That's nothing, we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks.'

A British doctor said, 'In my country, medicine is so advanced that we can take half of a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in two weeks.'

A Texas doctor, not to be outdone said, 'You guys are way behind. We took a man with no brains out of Texas, put him in the White House, and now half the country is looking for work.'

2 Comment(s):

Posted by  Johnnymac, at 9:47 AM, May 27, 2008  

Off by an order of magnitude:

http://www.bls.gov/news.release/empsit.nr0.htm

(har har har)

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Posted by  Dr Fro, at 4:00 PM, May 28, 2008  

I said

"We took a man with no brains"

You said

"Off by an order of magnitude"

He has less than "no brains"?

:)

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